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I am not a journalist, which puts me ahead of many the blabbering, self-inflating bobbleheads spewing "news" at us on TV. Because I actually realize I'm not a journalist. 

Suicidal Utopia: For peeple that rede gud.</description>
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      <description>Planet of the Apes is now. We're no better than apes.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:10 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Joe Stack-An Attempt to Humanize and Understand/ Instead of the Media's Demonization</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2010/02/21/joe-stack-an-attempt-to-humanize-and-understand-instead-of-the-medias-demonization.html</link>
      <description>Attempting to understand what drove Joe Stack to do what he did. The commonalities with John Q. Public, while making sure I do not agree with his actions.</description>
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      <title>Disparity of Wealth Lost On Glenn Beck</title>
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      <title>Dallas Cowboys Crowned 2009 NFL Champs!</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2010/02/08/dallas-cowboys-crowned-2009-nfl-champs.html</link>
      <description>The NFL "experts" just could not let go of their rabid man-crush on the Dallas Cowboys. It made them all look like idiots.</description>
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      <title>Jon Stewart vs. Bill O'Reilly Part 2</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2010/02/06/jon-stewart-vs-bill-oreilly-part-2.html</link>
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      <title>Stoned Slackers Watch Jon Stewart (Bill O'Reilly)/ Synapse-Free People Watch Bill O'Reilly (Jay)</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2010/02/05/stoned-slackers-watch-jon-stewart-bill-oreilly-synapse-free-people-watch-bill-oreilly-jay.html</link>
      <description>Jon Stewart visits Bill O'Reilly and lives to tell of the brain atrophying experience. Part One of the interview here. Part 2 to follow.</description>
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      <title>The Gilded-Age of the Bloody Cheese-Grater</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2010/02/04/the-gilded-age-of-the-bloody-cheese-grater.html</link>
      <description>A small stab with a toothpick at the behemoths that caused the financial crisis and my meltdown. Thanks for the anxiety... gluttons.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:10 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Peace Comes to Earth/The Apocalypse/The Rapture/ Suicide by Thought in Absentia </title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2010/02/04/peace-comes-to-earththe-apocalypsethe-rapture-suicide-by-thought-in-absentia-.html</link>
      <description>A revelation of sorts. I know how to bring peace to Earth and save the environment. A sweeping haunting tome I hope sticks with people or creates discussion or synapses.</description>
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      <title>Earth: God's Pinata: You Have Killed and I have Killed and We Will All Kill Again</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2010/01/30/earth-gods-pinata-you-have-killed-and-i-have-killed-and-we-will-all-kill-again.html</link>
      <description>Why God destroyed Haiti. Pat Robertson said it was what they deserved. Why we need to send money to the very rich so they can trickle-down upon us and the needy. Why we need to fill Tim Geitner's goldman-sachs.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:10 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>American Minorities Finally Come Together to Discriminate Against Other Minorites</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2010/01/29/american-minorities-finally-come-together-to-discriminate-against-other-minorites.html</link>
      <description>Minorities band together to discriminate against another minority. A proud day for America! The problem with democracy, as evidenced here, is the people that vote are stupid... oh, and bigots too!</description>
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      <title>Healthcare, please listen.</title>
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      <description>A different view than the Healthcare side. Meaning: Jon Stewart gives a different view from the insurance side, which is what you see from O'Biley and Glenn Beck from hell. The top 1% are the health insurance companies and the media conglomerates and the banks and wall street... good luck getting the truth. </description>
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      <title>Jihad: The Children's Club</title>
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      <description>This is sad. Another generation of death and violence. Videos of children being trained to be the next terrorists.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:10 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>The Solution to All Environmental Problems</title>
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      <description>My solutions to all environmental problems. Jay Busse solves all problems. It's just a silly story that might work.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:10 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Why Are We Bitch-Slapping Addicts? F#*k Compassion!</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2010/01/14/why-are-we-bitch-slapping-addicts-fk-compassion.html</link>
      <description>When did we lose our compassion and start bitch slapping addicts (smokers)? Are we really people that aren't worthy of consideration?</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:10 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>JP Morgan Chase/ I'm Glad My Name's Not On It/ Why Do They Exist?</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2010/01/13/jp-morgan-chase-im-glad-my-names-not-on-it-why-do-they-exist.html</link>
      <description>Jay Busse is unhappy with JP Morgan Chase. I'm sick of bailing out banks and having them get the lowest interest on their money and turning around and charging me 25%. I/we are taking it in every orifice, where is oversight? Where is accountability?</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:10 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Stupid Sayings We Believe In-That Are Stupid and We Believe Aren't Stupid and a Few that Aren't so Stupid as We are</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2010/01/11/stupid-sayings-we-believe-in-that-are-stupid-and-we-believe-arent-stupid-and-a-few-that-arent-so-stupid-as-we-are.html</link>
      <description>There are so many idioms and axioms and beliefs we humans blurt out everyday. I couldn't possibly keep up with the mass amount of stupidity uddered (seems stupidly appropriate) like white noise every day. These are a few of them... When will "Stupid humans wake-up" Da Vinci </description>
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      <title>Prayers for Peace on Earth Finally Granted/ In a Related Story: Life on Earth Ends</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/12/17/prayers-for-peace-on-earth-finally-granted-in-a-related-story-life-on-earth-ends.html</link>
      <description>A Genie finally grants the wish: Peace on Earth. The outcome was not what Humanity wished it was. But humans rarely think things through.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:11 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Prop 8</title>
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      <description>Jay Busse's little rant on Prop 8. It's not much more than a voice lost in the vapors. But, one voice joined by many might just get something to happen. Separation of Church and State. Freedom from Religion would be nice.</description>
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      <title>Peace On Earth</title>
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      <description>We can achieve peace on earth... all we need to do is end all life. We're a silly little lifeform.</description>
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      <title>Rush Limbaugh Convinces Cats They Like to Swin...In Acid</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/12/04/rush-limbaugh-convinces-cats-they-like-to-swinin-acid.html</link>
      <description>An attempt at making Rush Limbaugh more humorous than he already is. A difficult assignment.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:11 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>A Female Tangent - jay</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/12/04/a-female-tangent-jay.html</link>
      <description>I love women. I wrote this for women and women only. A man loves a woman. A woman loves a man. Women group men, men grope women. Such is life.

Love, lust, porn... men are more visual.

Sadly, I just write. </description>
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      <title>Drive Your Prius Park Your Penis</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/12/03/drive-your-prius-park-your-penis.html</link>
      <description>Almost illiterate rambling of an increasingly disappointed human. This disappointment is channeled into anger as I grieve for what we could have been. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:11 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Brett Favre Cuts My Heart Out and Tosses it for a Touchdown</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/12/03/brett-favre-cuts-my-heart-out-and-tosses-it-for-a-touchdown.html</link>
      <description>My love for the Green Bay Packers and Brett Favre have been challenged this year. I love them both... yet they are battling each other. As though I'm the child caught in the middle of a bitter divorce... I am conflicted: My hero (Brett Favre) battling it out with my Team (The Green Bay Packers).</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:11 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Profits Are King: You Are Conflicted, You Just Don't Know It</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/12/03/profits-are-king-you-are-conflicted-you-just-dont-know-it.html</link>
      <description>I dislike the way things are going, so I tilt at windmills. That doesn't make the windmills imaginary, it makes them all too real and all too impregnable. I'm a nobody armed only with thoughts and dreams and I fire words against a fortress... </description>
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      <description>Another biting example of the stupidity of Man written by my friend Roger Fallihee. Enjoy the stupifying reality of today.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:11 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>I'm Onto Something Very Big But I'm Going To Need Your Help</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/11/27/im-onto-something-very-big-but-im-going-to-need-your-help.html</link>
      <description>I think this is the best business opportunity around. Please peruse this and let it sink in. Written by my friend Roger Fallihee. He's working on the prospectus as we speak.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:11 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>The Exodus - Meaningless Little Scenes of Trivial Pursuit</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/11/02/the-exodus-meaningless-little-scenes-of-trivial-pursuit.html</link>
      <description>Nothing more than a day for some people. Unforgettable for others.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:11 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Writing. Why Write. Words Are Useless Against Us... </title>
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      <description>The trials ans tribulations of one writer. The suffering and lack of triumphs are here as well.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:11 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Congratulations! You Typed "Fade IN"! The Check's in the Mail!!!!</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/10/15/congratulations-you-typed-fade-in-the-checks-in-the-mail.html</link>
      <description>Some thoughts on writing and why we do it. If you write your opus for a check, please just stop and save a tree.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:12 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>2009 Sonoma Battle of the Bartenders/ Charity Event for our Troops and Children</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/10/15/2009-sonoma-battle-of-the-bartenders-charity-event-for-our-troops-and-children.html</link>
      <description>The 2009 Sonoma Battle of the Bartenders is in the books. Much fun was had, money was raised with debauchery. I was hoping for nudity, but it didn't happen. Maybe next year. $1000 immediately went to a family that lost their child. Thank You Native Sons of the Golden West. The American Legion is readying care packages for our troops, Thank You American Legion! </description>
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      <title>Why I'm Afraid of Clowns</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/10/05/why-im-afraid-of-clowns.html</link>
      <description>Clowns are scary. Like a natural disaster, a storm can be beautiful and deadly. A fireworks display that lights the grass and burns everyone..</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:12 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Fool Me Twice, Shame On Me/Fool Me Always/ I'm A Fucktard  </title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/10/02/fool-me-twice-shame-on-mefool-me-always-im-a-fucktard-.html</link>
      <description>I dislike the ingenuous nature of things. So I take meaningless swipes from my backwater blog. Hoping to cause change by screaming into the abyss.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:12 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Bleaching the Gene Pool</title>
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      <description>Bleaching the gene pool seems as appropriate today as when I wrote this a few days after the collapse of the twin towers. We could use a little bleach in the corporate pool as well. We don't need to keep raising the dead corporate corpses only to have them feed on us.</description>
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      <title>Kill the Dancers-Written 9/12/01-World Trade Center Lunacy</title>
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      <description>Emotions felt the day after September 11th, 2001. Not proud to be one of the irrational, but that was then.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:12 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Suicidal Utopia</title>
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      <description></description>
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      <title>Golf, Cancer and Appreciating Time Spent With Parents</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/09/10/golf-cancer-and-appreciating-time-spent-with-parents.html</link>
      <description>Just a little father's day story, which attempts humor and a new found appreciation of time spent with parents. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:12 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>30 Million People Control 300 Million in a "Democracy"? Seriously?</title>
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      <description>Just another jab at the establishment controlling our lives. Those responsible for the current economic crisis that are not held responsible.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:12 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>A Cure For Cancer Discovered/ The End of Mankind Nears</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/08/20/a-cure-for-cancer-discovered-the-end-of-mankind-nears.html</link>
      <description>Jay Busse writes a flawed short story on the duplicity of man and the double-edged sword life rests on.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:12 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Common Sense Discovered Not Common Since Like Forever</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/08/10/common-sense-discovered-not-common-since-like-forever.html</link>
      <description>Quick take on Common Sense. Glenn Beck did his... I'm not done yet. But hey, who cares... common sense died long ago.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:12 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Written September 11th 2001 - A Migrant Worker's World Changes</title>
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      <description>I was a migrant worker on September 11th, 2001 when I wrote this. Dazed and confused, my inner child pummeled. I'm not proud of some of the emotions, but they're real and they're raw.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:12 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/08/10/written-september-11th-2001-a-migrant-workers-world-changes.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/08/06/are-women-rude-because-men-arent-allowed-to-beat-them.html</link>
      <description>This is not just about women, this about the devolving state of social skills. Why are we so rude? Is it because we're not held accountable for our actions?</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/08/06/are-women-rude-because-men-arent-allowed-to-beat-them.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/30/p.html</link>
      <description>Jay Busse discusses how these heartless bastards led charmed lives and screwed us all. Only to have the screwed people ask to save them. Which we do, and they screw us again.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/30/p.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/30/banks.html</link>
      <description></description>
      <pubDate>3/28/2009 11:45:38 PM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/30/banks.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/30/cemeteries-and-their-worth.html</link>
      <description>Cemeteries are our own creation. We don't need them, we want them. There are too many of us to keep covering Earth with our remains in perpetuity.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/30/cemeteries-and-their-worth.html</guid>
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      <title>Dear Chase, RE: Credit Card Profitability</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/30/dear-chase-re-credit-card-profitability.html</link>
      <description>A humorous look at the banks perpetrating interest hikes on those that are not deliquent. As a service search: credit card counseling and go for a non-profit.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/30/dear-chase-re-credit-card-profitability.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/28/kill-the-dancers-written-september-13th-2001.html</link>
      <description>They were celebrating the deaths of a few thousand innocent people. They being in the middle east. I was angry. September 11th 2001 was a day to remember. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/28/kill-the-dancers-written-september-13th-2001.html</guid>
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      <title>Jon and Kate plus 8 suck 8 Times the Amount of Normal Suckage/What's Your Carbon Footprint Assholes?</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/28/jon-and-kate-plus-8-suck-8-times-the-amount-of-normal-suckagewhats-your-carbon-footprint-assholes.html</link>
      <description>Jon and kate plus 8, jon and kate plus eight, tv sucks, vast wasteland, overpopulation, celebrating people that overpopulate the world, we're ass backwards, humans are stupid, stupid humans, </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/28/jon-and-kate-plus-8-suck-8-times-the-amount-of-normal-suckagewhats-your-carbon-footprint-assholes.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/28/oh-how-quickly-financial-geniuses-get-dumb-when-it-suits-them-how-a-financial-reporter-now-claims-he-was-duped-into-a-home-he-cant-affordmorons-at-the-gate.html</link>
      <description>Former Financial guru/reporter, now self-proclaimed idiot Edmund Andrews, claims his superior intellect failed him when a super-genius loan officer duped him into buying more house than he could afford. The stupidity defense is really getting over used. Especially by people who made their living claiming to be financial experts.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/28/oh-how-quickly-financial-geniuses-get-dumb-when-it-suits-them-how-a-financial-reporter-now-claims-he-was-duped-into-a-home-he-cant-affordmorons-at-the-gate.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/28/corporate-juggernauts-want-the-free-market-deadsocialist-capitalism.html</link>
      <description>I hate being taken advantage of, yet it seems corporations and financial d-bags are doing at an ever increasing rate. Aided by the people that claim to represent us. Read: Free Lunch... an eloquently painful read.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/28/corporate-juggernauts-want-the-free-market-deadsocialist-capitalism.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/27/fuck-off-elitist-pigs.html</link>
      <description>We're constantly distracted and squabbling amongst ourselves. We the majority are oppressed, the brilliance of this oppression is we don't know it.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/27/fuck-off-elitist-pigs.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/27/michael-jackson-officially-deadwelcome-to-neverland.html</link>
      <description>Michael Jackson died. I'm having a really hard time working-up any grief.

Sorry to his family. I think he was more flawed and more rewarded than most humans. Talented yes. I think I'll leave it at that.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/27/michael-jackson-officially-deadwelcome-to-neverland.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/16/my-kingdom-for-an-orifice.html</link>
      <description>A humorous if not tearfully true look into Obama's first day in office. Barack Obama is inheriting a buttload of problems. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/16/my-kingdom-for-an-orifice.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/16/al-gore-is-an-inconvienient-truth-and-gets-a-nobel-prize-for-it.html</link>
      <description>Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" is Al Gore's problem. He speaks of morals and glosses over the problem. Too many humans. His faith causes him to gloss over the real problem. I'll await my Nobel Prize.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/16/al-gore-is-an-inconvienient-truth-and-gets-a-nobel-prize-for-it.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/06/im-lactating-it-tastes-like-bacon.html</link>
      <description>Jay takes another shot at humanity. Over-breeding and under thinking. Humanity in general.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/07/06/im-lactating-it-tastes-like-bacon.html</guid>
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      <title>Earth Needs to be Aborted. Abortion and how it affects us all.</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/30/earth-needs-to-be-aborted-abortion-and-how-it-affects-us-all.html</link>
      <description>Abortion is a subject I've long wanted to tackle. I wish I had the answers. I only have questions. But I give my views to stimulate a good healthy conversation. As stated in the article...I have not decided. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/30/earth-needs-to-be-aborted-abortion-and-how-it-affects-us-all.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/28/what-i-believe-about-gods-higher-higher-beings-and-are-we-alone.html</link>
      <description>What I believe about God/s and Higher Powers and "Are we alone?" I thought it would be fair to share my views since I've got very specific opinions on organized religions. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/28/what-i-believe-about-gods-higher-higher-beings-and-are-we-alone.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/28/the-rock-obama.html</link>
      <description>Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson plays Obama the way many of us wish Obama would act. Get tough on some of these financial beggars. Come on Obama, kick a little ass, we're getting our asses kicked.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:13 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/28/the-rock-obama.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/28/keith-olbermann-exposes-bill-oreillys-complicity-in-dr-tillers-murderabortion-terrorists-and-their-allies.html</link>
      <description>Bill O'Reilly has zero accountability and feels no remorse for calling for action against Dr. Tiller. He got action and Keith Olbermann shows clips as evidence of O'Reilly's abysmal remarks. I won't call them thoughts, that would be giving him too much credit.  </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/28/keith-olbermann-exposes-bill-oreillys-complicity-in-dr-tillers-murderabortion-terrorists-and-their-allies.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/28/feminismequality-for-women-the-workplace-conundrum.html</link>
      <description>It's about feminism, but more importantly it's about equality and how we as a people are being screwed.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/28/feminismequality-for-women-the-workplace-conundrum.html</guid>
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      <title>Bless the Beasts, Kill the Children/ How Barron Hilton Stole His Father's Fortune From Starving Children</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/27/bless-the-beasts-kill-the-children-how-barron-hilton-stole-his-fathers-fortune-from-starving-children.html</link>
      <description>Just my opinion and some facts on the Hilton fortune and how Barron went against his fathers wishes to re-direct hundreds of millions to himself, robbing the starving children his father intended the money for.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/27/bless-the-beasts-kill-the-children-how-barron-hilton-stole-his-fathers-fortune-from-starving-children.html</guid>
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      <title>Bill O'Reilly Diagnosed with Rampant Massive Syanapse-Free Blatherbloatedegoitus-There are only two known cures: Think for Yourself and /or ignore Bill O'Reilly </title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/15/bill-oreilly-diagnosed-with-rampant-massive-syanapse-free-blatherbloatedegoitus-there-are-only-two-known-cures-think-for-yourself-and-or-ignore-bill-oreilly-.html</link>
      <description>Jay rants once again against the ever rantable Bill O'Reilly. The ever louder non-thinker with a bully pulpit.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/15/bill-oreilly-diagnosed-with-rampant-massive-syanapse-free-blatherbloatedegoitus-there-are-only-two-known-cures-think-for-yourself-and-or-ignore-bill-oreilly-.html</guid>
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      <title>Romanticizing the Past and Future is Easy... Romanticizing the Present is Tough  </title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/14/romanticizing-the-past-and-future-is-easy-romanticizing-the-present-is-tough-.html</link>
      <description>Just a few thoughts on writing from someone with no credentials.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/14/romanticizing-the-past-and-future-is-easy-romanticizing-the-present-is-tough-.html</guid>
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      <title>Abortionist Murdered. Could I Kill? The Answer is Yes and I'm Not Proud of it</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/14/abortionist-murdered-could-i-kill-the-answer-is-yes-and-im-not-proud-of-it.html</link>
      <description>I've often wondered how I'd fare when confronted with kill or be killed. I should've looked to my rage on 9/11 for the answer. Here is how I fought through my embarrassing emotions and arrived at the truth: We can all kill. The military has known this forever, I just did this for myself.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/14/abortionist-murdered-could-i-kill-the-answer-is-yes-and-im-not-proud-of-it.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/14/think-essential-be-essential-no-tolerance-of-gluttons.html</link>
      <description>America, the country I love. Falls prey to greed. Gordon Gekko was wrong. Greed is only good when controlled. Unless you are really, really wealthy. Then greed is always good. See you in the Caymans.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/14/think-essential-be-essential-no-tolerance-of-gluttons.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/12/civility-censorship-emotional-topicsoutbursts-on-open-salon-and-the-internet-in-general.html</link>
      <description>Jay Busse comments on civility, censorship and emotional outbursts on the internet. Why writers should be protective of freedom of speech and allow all views to be represented.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/12/civility-censorship-emotional-topicsoutbursts-on-open-salon-and-the-internet-in-general.html</guid>
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      <title>You are King of the World: Prioritize the World's Problems</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/02/you-are-king-of-the-world-prioritize-the-worlds-problems.html</link>
      <description>Simple game, you are King of the World. Prioritize your fights. I started the game, play if you wish. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/06/02/you-are-king-of-the-world-prioritize-the-worlds-problems.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/24/new.html</link>
      <description></description>
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      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/24/new.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/23/organic-food-kills-millions-.html</link>
      <description>It's just a small question about how we should live our lives. Should we breed ourselves into oblivion or can we do something about it?</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/23/organic-food-kills-millions-.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/17/a-snippet-on-the-notre-dame-flap-about-obamas-pro-choice-views-.html</link>
      <description>Jay Busse's opinion on the flap at Notre Dame over Obama's honorary degree and his pro-choice stance. Notre Dame where everybody thinks alike? Come to Notre Dame, you will be assimilated.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/17/a-snippet-on-the-notre-dame-flap-about-obamas-pro-choice-views-.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/17/the-dead-see-strolls-through-captain-peter-ismiovs-nightmares-.html</link>
      <description>An amusingly sad look at the state of things in Gaza, Israel and humanity in general. Through the fictional eyes of a man sent to calm the storm.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/17/the-dead-see-strolls-through-captain-peter-ismiovs-nightmares-.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/17/environmental-issues.html</link>
      <description></description>
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      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/17/environmental-issues.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/12/little-girl-learns-to-ride-bike.html</link>
      <description>I fine example of adults not taking responsibility for anything. Stupidity trumps all.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/12/little-girl-learns-to-ride-bike.html</guid>
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      <title>The Lady Next Door Just Died...</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/11/the-lady-next-door-just-died.html</link>
      <description>Just dealing with grief and a little story about losing my grandmother. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/11/the-lady-next-door-just-died.html</guid>
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      <title>Peace In Nothing - First Ten Pages of Screenplay</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/11/peace-in-nothing-first-ten-pages-of-screenplay.html</link>
      <description>Peace In Nothing, the first ten pages of a screenplay. Can you love someone more than life itself? Dickens thought so in A Tale of Two Cities. Eroll Flynn knocked his brother out knowing he would die in his place in: The Charge of the Light Brigade... Peace in Nothing is a dark romantic supernatural thriller. Will love conquer all?</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/11/peace-in-nothing-first-ten-pages-of-screenplay.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/05/the-axis-of-idiots-by-jd-pendry-or-how-to-devalue-the-lives-of-our-soldiers-.html</link>
      <description>This was a striking article by a guy privy to war. I would vote against war, I would vote against conflict. However, I'd be voting against life. We must play by reality's rules.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/05/the-axis-of-idiots-by-jd-pendry-or-how-to-devalue-the-lives-of-our-soldiers-.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/04/realite-the-new-drug-to-help-you-deal-with-reality-.html</link>
      <description>Jay Busse has discovered the new drug Realite' to help YOU deal with Reality! "It's a frickin' miracle" raves Toby Cline of 2outofit Magazine! </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:14 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/05/04/realite-the-new-drug-to-help-you-deal-with-reality-.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/30/you-there-get-me-a-tissue-how-not-to-treat-people.html</link>
      <description>Just a little ditty from the trenches of the service industry. Humorous and silly and real. Why do people feel they have the right to treat us like turds?</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/30/you-there-get-me-a-tissue-how-not-to-treat-people.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/20/the-height-of-arrogance-selfishness-how-many-fucking-kids-do-you-need.html</link>
      <description>Silly humans wake-up! If we continue to breed without thought, why should I care whether or not I'm green? You thoughtless people, do you care only about yourselves? Silly humans will fuck themselves into oblivion.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/20/the-height-of-arrogance-selfishness-how-many-fucking-kids-do-you-need.html</guid>
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      <title>The Best Way to See a Funeral is Dead</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/20/the-best-way-to-see-a-funeral-is-dead.html</link>
      <description>Funerals are a bummer. We should be so lucky to be dead when we attend them. Sure, they're for us living  to grieve, but the hypocrisy and suspension of disbelief is almost too much. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/20/the-best-way-to-see-a-funeral-is-dead.html</guid>
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      <title>Idyllic Childhood-Seriously it Was Good- I Don't Know How I Got So Jaded</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/20/idyllic-childhood-seriously.html</link>
      <description>A work in progress. About how an idyllic childhood turned into my insane decisions. We are a products of how we are raised. I'm still honest, that came from parents. I'm just a little too vocal for most people's or corporations tastes. Such is lfe.</description>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/18/earth-where-everyday-is-a-fucking-near-death-experience.html</link>
      <description>A touching story of love during the author's period of struggling with the terrorist attacks on the Twin towers.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
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      <description>Jay Busse ponders the endless tsunami of meaningless drivel we spew. And thinks he might have an answer: shut-up and think.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Disney Plagiarizes Disney by reusing it's own animation</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/14/disney-plagiarizes-disney-by-reusing-its-own-animation.html</link>
      <description>Disney plagiarizes itself by reusing it's own animation. Watch it... it's fascinating to see the same things I've seen since childhood reused and recycled.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>It Takes a Good Prick to Give it a Whack-I Need Ari Gold</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/12/it-takes-a-good-prick-to-give-it-a-whack-i-need-ari-gold.html</link>
      <description>Just a few thoughts on the serendipitous journey a screenwriter takes. Unless they are born into it or know someone, what do we do? I've read all the books. I'm just a writer. I've posted the first ten pages of a script. Not because I'm stingy, but because it won't transfer Final Draft format and I've had to try and type it in myself. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Obama Reaches Out to the Muslim World</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/11/obama-reaches-out-to-the-muslim-world.html</link>
      <description>President Obama reached out to the Muslim world today. Overall this is a good thing. I was disturbed by the rather confused response Muslims gave as to why American's would distrust them?</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/09/john-thain-douchebaggery-afoot-at-merril-lynch.html</link>
      <description>John Thain and Merrill Lynch. Is he a crook? More likely just a common greedy wall street d-bag. I'd use commas but he stole those too. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/07/the-sodification-of-cell.html</link>
      <description>Cell's just a hard-working bloke, struggling to survive in this cruel corporate world. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/07/the-sodification-of-cell.html</guid>
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      <description>Jay Busse adds to the angry Americans AIG outrage of arrogance. Really, I can't stand the snide arrogance of these bankrupt companies treating us as though we're stupid. We have the peasants money, we're rich now, again!</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/07/let-them-eat-cake-aig-and-the-financial-royalty-diss-the-masses.html</guid>
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      <description>Jay Busse was a migrant worker at the time of the Twin Tower Attacks. This is how his mind defended itself from contemplating the real insanity, with it's own insanity. </description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/06/input-unwanted-0-written-september-11-2001.html</guid>
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      <title>Job Interviews Blow Chunks</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/05/job-interviews-blow-chunks.html</link>
      <description>A Humorous Job Interview to get a smile out of you in these tough times.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:16 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/05/job-interviews-blow-chunks.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/05/i-got-this-message-from-god-in-my-email-jay.html</link>
      <description>Sarcastic take on humanity and our obsession with breeding ourselves and other species into oblivion.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:15 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/05/i-got-this-message-from-god-in-my-email-jay.html</guid>
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      <title>Chris Farley - Fare Thee Well</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/04/chris-farley-fare-thee-well.html</link>
      <description>A very belated story about Chris Farley. I should have written it long ago, but I had no where to write it. So here it is...</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:16 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/04/chris-farley-fare-thee-well.html</guid>
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      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/02/clarity-written-2002-j.html</link>
      <description></description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:16 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/02/clarity-written-2002-j.html</guid>
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      <title>Cigarette Tax goes up 61 cents a pack</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/02/cigarette-tax-goes-up-61-cents-a-pack.html</link>
      <description></description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:16 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/02/cigarette-tax-goes-up-61-cents-a-pack.html</guid>
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      <title>Extenze: Be Careful</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/02/extenze-be-careful.html</link>
      <description>Extenze, not sure if they work. I just make fun of their commercials.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:16 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/04/02/extenze-be-careful.html</guid>
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      <description>Good story or great writing? Great story or mediocre writing? Things I consider a lot when reading... would I prefer the best writer and a weak story or the best story and a weak writer?</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:16 AM</pubDate>
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      <title>Mirror, Mirror</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/03/31/mirror-mirror.html</link>
      <description>A look in the mirror at the past eight years under George Bush.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:16 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/03/31/mirror-mirror.html</guid>
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      <title>Do We Owe Bush a Thank You?</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/03/31/do-we-owe-bush-a-thank-you.html</link>
      <description>George Bush and what we owe him for giving birth to Obama and hope. We don't know if he's great or not, but Obama can put a sentence together.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:16 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/03/31/do-we-owe-bush-a-thank-you.html</guid>
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      <title>Melinda - A Little Compassion in a Little Nothing</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/03/30/melinda-a-little-compassion-in-a-little-nothing.html</link>
      <description>Just a little softer writing from Jay Busse. A little snippet of life, a little compassion in a simple task for a sweet person doing her best, which wasn't good enough for us impatient boobs.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:16 AM</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/03/30/melinda-a-little-compassion-in-a-little-nothing.html</guid>
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      <title>Relgion vs. Science</title>
      <link>http://www.suicidalutopia.com/2009/03/30/relgion-vs-science.html</link>
      <description>Religion vs. Science, just jay busse's thoughts. It appears as though this conflict may play as long as life itself. Well, as long as humans make it.</description>
      <pubDate>3/8/2010 2:22:16 AM</pubDate>
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